Terms of Service Parody

By clicking OK and signing you agree upon the terms of service policy that allows our company to forge your signature on any or all documents we deem appropriate. All personal information including your social security number, valid drivers license, and property information will be used for public viewing. In addition, any refusal or claim to the belongings mentioned after signing our terms of service will result in a lifetime ban from our company. By not clicking the terms of service, you will need to sign another terms of service that lists everything above. If the user chooses not to sign that terms of service, another terms of service for not signing that terms of service that started by not signing the original terms of service will appear. These simple requests and rules assures the user that our company strives in making a moral and easy to understand product